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the hyman. Consider, i blister is filled with blood, the hyman is near the clit. Voila. Its vulgar, yet witty.
Dude, I thought that bitch was a slut, but it turned out no one ever popped her clit blister. If anyone tried, HA.
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1. Alternative name for the Birmingham Blister
Redneck 1: She gave me a Birmingham Blister right on the bridge of my nose.
Redneck 2: Biloxi Blister
Redneck 1: Birmingham-Biloxi same thing.
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The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.
A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."
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When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.
"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."
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The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.
1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
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