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(Cheektowaga is a predominantly Polish-American suburb of Buffalo, New York.)
A sex act that involves a man fingering a woman like a bowling ball (bowling is very popular in Cheektowaga), followed by ejaculating in her face so she sees nothing but white (the blizzard itself), then taking a large dump next to her so she can be "next to Depew." (Depew is a town next to Cheektowaga.)
Stan gave Stella the Cheektowaga blizzard last night, der!
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The act of ejaculating into your sexual partner's hair and rubbing it into the scalp. Origin of the word Milwaukee in the definition remains unknown. Some believe it is because it originated in Milwaukee, others believe it is due to the state of Wisconsin's heavy snowfall.
Woman 1:"I couldn't believe that douche bag!"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"
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Someone gets a PC then only plays games that are made by blizzard and rejects all others.
Something a blizzard fag might say
"Blizzard just makes the best games, all others don't come close"
He used to play all sorts of games with us, now he's just a blizzard fag
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When you build up a mega load. Then get a blow job and when you bust on the chicks face shake your penis fiercly so your load sprays all over her face like a snowy blizzard. its called a buffalo blizzard because buffalo is the snow capital of the US.
Girl: hows the weather in Buffalo?
Guy: Come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a Buffalo blizzard
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The feeling you get after you get out of the shower and it feels like you just stepped out into Antarctica because it's so cold.
Mom! Where's my towel I'm engaged in a shower blizzard right now!
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when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.
(girl walks in to classroom)
boy: Dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: No....what makes you think that?
boy: Oh...nothing...nothing at all.
other boy: Dude! That girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!
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Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.
Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?
Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
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