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When you get fucked by a Dominican so hard you shit yourself.
Man, that Dominican Blowout was so hard, the chipotle waiter gave me a warm tortilla to wipe with.
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The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
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The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.
It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.
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From massive amounts of anal sex, sphincter muscle becomes so loose that ones shit falls out staining ones socks.
Bruce was speed-walking in the park Monday morning after a long weekend in Palm Springs, when he suffered o ring blowout. His butt hole opened the size of a fist, and a turd fell out staining his left sock.
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When, after some Rudy J banana pancakes, you don't quite make it home in time and shit your pants so hard it touches t-shirt.
Terry threw away his jeans after his latest bay city blowout.
A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.
You see that kid over there with the Long Island Blowout.
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