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The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.
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Bungee jumping with no rope
Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead
N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).
I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.
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A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"
Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
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Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"
when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.