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bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

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bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

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Top-Bollocks

Tits, basically

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

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Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

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Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad March 3, 2016


bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017


bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo October 18, 2007

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