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A bollock brain is a fuck wit.
Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.
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The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.
"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".
"She swallowed my bollock custard".
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Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.
That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.
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When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.
" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".
"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"
When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.
I’d wish you’d bollocks off
Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen
Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.
I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin