A bollock brain is a fuck wit.
Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.
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The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.
"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".
"She swallowed my bollock custard".
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Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.
That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.
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When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.
" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".
"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"
a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever
Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks
When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesnβt seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.
Iβd wish youβd bollocks off