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a simple dinner request could turn into either a friendly getogether with the family or a violent attack of epic porportions. beware that boomerang pizzas are not all the same... they all are made differently with all of their, as yu can call it, "unique powers".
beware: for if they fall in the wrong hands they may be deadly.
example if it gets in the the wrong hands:
"WOAH MAN!? howd you get that scar on your forehead?"
"its a battle scar..."
"oh... like army? marines..? what happened?"
"family night...4 years ago... turned deadly...that sauce...those images...*gasp* i never saw it coming.."
"wat was coming?!"
"..the...the...p..PIZZA BOOMERANG!!!"
example if its in the right hands:
"hey wanna toss that pizza over here?"
"not THIS pizza *SHAMWOW* i got my handy dandy
PIZZZA BOOMERANG!!"
"OHMYGOD YOU GOT ONE?"
"yes. now dance."
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Girl who takes an excessive amount of boomerang videos on instagram. Tends to have a lot of followers and always puts up an instagram story when she's out or doing something
Person 1: That girl sure takes a lot of videos on her phone
Person 2: Yeah, she's got like 10,000 instagram followers.
Person 1: So, a bit of a boomerang girl?
Person 2: Ye
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A man's girlfriend concedes to giving said man oral sex. Girlfriend gets on her knees, near erect penis. Just as she opens her mouth to begin, man grabs penis with right hand and throws it to the left hitting girlfriend across the face. It is important to yell "BAH" as penis comes into forceful contact with head. With good follow-through, man should be able to catch the penis in his left hand after it has been thrown from his right.
I had to boomerang that ho and knocked out her fuckin teeth
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The art of taking a poop into another persons anus. Then this person will poop it back into you, thus coming back to you like a boomerang.
Guy 1 " dude, I heard you did an Australian Boomerang last night?"
Guy 2:" Totally, except Greg had diarrhea"
Guy1 : " EWWWW"
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When you punch someone such force in one eye that the vibrations reverberate around the skull and make the other eye pop out.
That "B" was snoopin in my wallet that I had to give her the boomerang punch. I didn't realize the mess it would make on my shirt
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Sending money or gift to someone knowing full well that you are likely getting the same amount or identical gift from that same person in return as a gift.
I gave my brother some cash for X-mas and he gave me the same amount for my X-mas gift. Gotta love a Boomerang Gift!
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A messy poop that will have you returning to the bathroom later to finish wiping up the after-effects.
Papa Ginos always causes me to have boomerang poops.
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