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Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!
When a man gels his pubes into a spike to penetrate a womans ass during sex
“I saw that guy buying a bunch of gel. Must be doing the dirty bowser”
The term to describe the Nintendo character Bowser when he ballin'
Mama Mia! That Bowser Ballin' again!
The most insane character in the Mario universe.
Mario: Bowser, you do realize that you've done the same thing over and over and over again expecting different results, right?
Bowser: So?
Mario: That's the definition of insanity.