branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

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awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

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Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

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pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

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eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

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Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag

I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village

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Flowery Branch

A small middle of nowhere city located in the middle of nowhere in Georgia. It is very unimportant.

Person 1: "Hey, we're going through Flowery Branch"
Person 2: "OK? Why do you care?"
Person 1: "I don't know"
Person 2: "Exactly."

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