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brenden

Brenden is the hottest sexiest man in the world

I wish I had a Brenden and my boyfriend

by Brenden lover July 3, 2021


brenden

Brenden is the hottest sexiest man in the world

I wish I had a Brenden and my boyfriend

by Brenden lover July 3, 2021


Brenden

a betrayer, will possibly cheat on you with someone two years younger than you.

"Oh look, there's your boyfriend... Brenden!"
"He cheated on me, he's not my boyfriend!!!"

by andrewisbetter October 4, 2022


Brenden

A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.

Source: My boy Brenden is him

Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?

person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg

by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023


Brenden

Brenden is a name that is a blessing and a curse. It's a blessing that you can say you probably won't see anyone with the same name.

The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.

"Hi I like to place a order."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."

by GamerBrenno October 27, 2021


brenden

a really short dude, nice and in love with horses

brenden pass me the horse hair

by fnwejkffodfjvpodfidj January 11, 2021


Brenden

Brenden is the pookiebear of the friend group

“Brenden’s my pookie not yours

by Ryebread13 March 6, 2024