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When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.
She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!
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the proper way to address the infamous brendon urie, the only man that can take credit for others' writing, ignore sexual assault allegations, and fetishise bisexuals all in one music career!
"has that brendon slurrie addressed the allegations yet or does he still think his fans will forget it ever happened in a week?"
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When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).
"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"
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Vocalist, frontmen and only member in Panic!at the disco. Destined to be a legend and maybe the Freddie Mercury of our century and generation.
Person A: Who is your favourite singer/band?
Person B: Brendon Urie from P!atd.
Person A: Oh, mine too! He will be the Freddie Mercury of our generation.
Person B: I agree. He is amazing!
The most sexiest man alive.
His vocals are higher than Tall Girl.
After 15 years he can still make us all say whore in perfect sincronization.
He's also spider man.
Person listening to the radio: * high hopes starts playing * oh isn't this that guy that goes up the builiding in a music video?
Panic! At The Disco/Brendon Urie fan: get the fuck out of my house
Lead singer of pop-punk band "Panic! At The Disco. Perfect, cute, talented and loved by many
Where can I find a Brendon Urie?
A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes
See that guy he's a dirty Brendon
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