Rural Dictionary

Brennan Schram

Let's get off to a good start. I used to be friends with Brennan Schram. BEFORE he started dating all the 8th graders while in 9th grade. Let me remind you of a little something here. When in 8th Grade you are more then likely going threw your awkward stage. Desparet pill poppin animal.

Woah! Did you see Brennan Schram w/ that nasty eighth grader?

-Which one? I've seen him with 5 in the last week.

by AYEIHDSLKJ! January 14, 2009

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Brennan's Rule of Rascism

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)

Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)