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In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."
Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.
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A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;
A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;
An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
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-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.
Eww did you hear how our singer pulled off a Brett!!
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a person with a very bad hairline.
wow that guy has a brett hairline
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(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.
Person 1: That guy is a real Brett.
Person 2: Who, that Tool over there?
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a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.
clean your room. domt pull a "brett"
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