Brexit Denier

A person who refused to admit that the Brexit is forcing the price of item to go up, and also that people will have less money to spend.

Remainer: Fucking price of Petrol nowadays since this country opted for Brexit.!!!

Brexiteer: That has nothing to do with the Brexit.

Remainer: You are a Brexit Denier.

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hard brexit

When a man pulls out after anal sex and his penis is quickly followed out by a big turd that has been lubricated by his ejaculate.

I was doing Debbie up the arse last night but when I pulled out she did a Hard Brexit all over my sheets!

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brexit bonehead

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.

The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads

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Brexit Math

Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.

PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.

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Brexit Van

A white van with St. George Cross paraphernalia. Normally driven by a tradesman who hates all immigrants as he perceives that they are all stealing his job.

That Brexit Van just tried to run me off the road

Pi Brexit

When math teachers in a school or state can’t see eye to eye on the degree of accuracy the number π should be given in a math question—for example, should the students be asked to take π to be 22/7 or 3.14?

In the aftermath of the “Pi Brexit” war, a red state in the US has recorded at least a dozen resignations from hardcore evangelical math teachers, who refuse to bulge unless the schools agree to use the biblical value of three for π.

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pulling a brexit

to self sabotage, to inflict damage to your self for no good or apparent reason, to be worse of than before after performing an action

He had it all going for him and then just pulled a brexit.

That is as stupid as pulling a brexit