bulls in the bronx

When its 9:25pm and you're on the phone with your friend looking up A1 and Sexicans

Mike: Hey got any plans tonight?
George: Yeah i'm gonna do a bulls in the bronx.

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bronx accent

A New York accent with a Latino twist. Usually spoken by ratchet s like Mary J Blige or middle class Bronx people like Jennifer Lopez.

Bronx person: Yo, mutha fucka I'm from the Bronx, trick.

Other person: the Bronx, do you know J Lo?

Bronx person: you mean Jenny from the block? ... She my girl , dawg, but I ain't eva met the bitch, she have a fake ass bronx accent

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bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.

stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem

Boogie Down Bronx

80's reference and nod to the strong influential role the Bronx had on hip hop.

Livin in up in the Boogie Down Bronx

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bronx bone fish

Fucking a hobo underneath a new york bridge with a fish head while under the romantic lighting of a burning barrel

While on a school field trip i took a hobo underneath the bridge for a nice bronx bone fish.

The Boogey Down Bronx

Another name for the Bronx, a city in New York. So called because hip hop is said to have originated from there. Thus, giving the beats and he rhythm needed to boogey down

"Yo girl, i'm ready to get my party on. Let's head on down to the Boogey Down Bronx. They always got some banging music."

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Bronx Science NPC

When 20 Bronx Science kids allow you to skip the line at Popeyes because you pretend to be friends with the guy at the front.

“The perk of being normal at Bronx Science is the rampant Bronx Science NPC activity that occurs. I just shoved a short kid in the hallway and they apologized to me.”