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The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
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The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.
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A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.
The simpleton received a Deep Thayer Bruise after colliding with his mounted dildo.
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The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
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A enormous, near violent, fart.
"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."
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A result of rough anal penetration. Where the booty hole is ruptured and you can't walk no more.
John: I was just raped by a giraffe. He gave me bum bum bruises!
Peter: sucks to suck man!
Julia: oh that's so sad you need help to crank that soulja boy.
John: i have a need for more now please send help to giraffe.