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First I would like to apologize for Justin Biber. CAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING NEEDS TO! So pretty much Justin Bieber is a 9 year old girl trapped in a 10 year old boys body. He sings about girls and "love" (Never seen this kind of bullshit before). She- excuse me, HE is most popular amongst preteen,tonedeaf, annoying ass little girls who have no sense of what GOOD MUSIC is.
If you listen to Justin Bieber please follow these instructions.
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
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An apocalyptic plague cast upon us by the Music Gods to tell us how much we fucked music up in hopes that we will one day fix music by eliminating the entire pop genre.
Music God 1: Wow. These fuck-faced humans don't know what the hell music is. How can we teach them?
Music God 2: Let's give them the most annoying, vile, pop star ever conceived by human beings.
And thus, Justin Bieber became famous.
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A shitty, 19 year old faggot that is loved by shitty shallow teeny boppers named beliebers.He is a big cocksucker that eats dicks and his fans have no taste in music.He is a damned pussy, without dick and he is a faggot, which god hates.
Fan:Oomg Justin Bieber is sooo awesum.
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
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I wanna be f*ck and is living proof that even God makes mistakes
"Seen Justin Bieber?" Tom asked. "No" I replied, "why not?" Tom questioned, "I'm not gay you know.."
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Little kid who wishes he was black.
*Asian guy hears Justin Bieber music*
Asian guy: HA! GAAAAYYYYY!
(This is why Asians are so wise)
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A talentless 16 year old that sings about love and hasn't got a clue what a vagina is. Reasons for NOT being a "Belieber"
1) He has no voice.
2) He writes none of his own lyrics.
3) People don't even like his songs, they like his rat-like looks.
4) He sucks at life.
5) Who wants to listen to a little German girl singing about love?
Belieber- "Oh my God! Did you listen to 'Baby' By Justin Bieber?"
Me- "Hell no. Why the fuck would I listen to a little German girl singing about his own shit?"
Belieber- "Because he is really sexy"
Me- "So... You're lesbian?"
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Some flat chested bitch who goes around and tries to sing the gayest songs possible in the worst voice possible and succeeds greatly. She got famous because she let Usher ass rape her and for singly (once again terribly) about love when she like fucking 14 or something. if you ever here one of her songs on the radio your sperm count instanly drops below average because the universe thinks your semen has been mutated into something terrible that has no place in todays world. usually 10 yr old lesbians that watch disney are in love with this faggot assed bitch.
1. 10 yr old lesbian: OMG!!! JUSTIN BIEBER...JUSTIN!!! FUCK ME JUSTIN! FUCK ME!!!
2. Any sane person: ...what...the fuck is wrong with you?!
!.: I...LOVE...JUSTIN...I WANNA RUB MY PUSSY ALL OVER HERS!
2.:......WTF!!!
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