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a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color
Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!
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Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.
Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot
When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.
Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
person1: "Hey, have you heard of william afton?"
person2: "oh, good ol' peepaw willy? yeah"
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Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.
That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!
An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.
B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"
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