cafe world

Game played mostly by old house wifes who have nothing better to do with their life. Also played by those who can't cook in real life. The game invloves cooking fake food and being back on the computer at a set time to be sure the food doesn't spoil. It is the most pointless game on the internet.

Laura, you've been playing cafe world for 6 hours. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!

But my food goes off in 55 minuets.

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cafe racer

A derogatory, European name, used to describe an Isle of Man Time Trial (TT) wannabee, who instead rides his motorcycle from cafe to cafe (bar to bar) and brags about his riding prowess (or lack there of)

Frank is such a douce bag cafe racer. He gets on that little bike of his, goes bar hoping, and lies about motorcycle races that he's never actually been in.

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DNB Cafe

The DNB Cafe is used as a "deez nuts joke" where dnb cafe is really the dick N ballz cafe. May be used on any friend or family member as a way to tell them to "suck your dick"

Ace: hey Tiff, you wanna grab a snack at the DNB Cafe?

Tiffany: Sure. But whats the DNB Cafe?

Ace: That stands for Dick N Ballz Cafe. The perfect place to fill your face.

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thali cafe

yogurt weaving venue ran by capitalist rainbow nazis. Will sell you a bowl of boiled lentils and a thinbal of yougurt and happily charge you 7 quid. Sorry they do put a sprig of corriander on top.
The beers 3 quid for a half.

-that'll be 49 pounds please.
-Thats cheap
-yes we have a special on the thali as we are at War

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yassified cafe

Yassified Cafe is a fun cafe with fun people like velvonic he is so hot. Yassified Cafe solos goku LOL! Velvonic, gaychomp, and mike. Parker lives in our walls and VELVONIC2024

Yassified cafe is so cool

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Fatz Cafe

Fatz Cafe is a chain of restaruants found in the southeast United States.
The first Fatz Cafe opened in a converted peach shed in Spartanburg, South Carolina, in November 1988.
Today, Cafe Enterprises, Inc. owns and operates 45 Fatz Cafes.
Fatz cafe specializes in low country southern food.

Hey dude lets go eat at Fatz Cafe later and eat three hundred poppy seed rolls.

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Cafe Jazz

That style of jazz which is often used as background music in cafes (esp. in films). It is usually fairly generic, easy listening and not exactly musically taxing

Oh god, I've got to leave this gig. The band have started playing Cafe Jazz!

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