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What junior The Forbidden One smelled
"I smell snout and candy yeaaa"
Junior loves snout and candy
If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it's
most definitely snout and candy
Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is
to superman lol
A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
Snout and candy is just snout and candy
Snout AND candy
A word usually used by females that refers to a mans hog.
Girls Locker Room Talk:
Stacy: "Omg, did you see Jimmy's skin candy!? I could see it through his pants!"
Shaniqua: "I didnt! I was more focused on Tyrone's, I'm more of a king size snickers gal!"
Hannah: "Hey Franchesca, how did things go with you and Trey last night!?"
Franchesca: "Lets just say I had my fingers on his butterfinger and it didn't take long until he starbursted!"
A term commonly used by MOBA players to tell someone in a family friendly manner that they should get cancer
TurboBulken: get candy
JB: What?
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What junior The Forbidden One smelled
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”
Junior loves snout and candy
If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy
Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol
A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
Fingers that get inserted in female genitalia that get sticky and sweet like candy.
She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )
(adj) Can-dee-band-it
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An individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. The person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. An over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. Noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.
Person- "So I'm going to play beer pong..are you coming?"
C/B-"I DONT KNOW IM PRETTY MESSED UP! HOW DO YOU PLAY??"
Person-"Bro, you had 3 beers...you're an asshole."
or
Person- "I just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars"
Person2- "Lmao Must've been a candy bandit."
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when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of
candy.
*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*
Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.
Person 2: GTFO noob
Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...