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A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?
Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000
CP/M is an acronym for "Control Program for Microprocessors". It was one of the earliest operating systems for Personal Computers.
CP/M was designed by Digital Research for use with the Intel 8080 based microprocessors, originally single tasking, 8-bit, for up to 64k of RAM. Later versions were capable of multi-user operation and 16 bit processors (see also CP/M-86).
It was commonly used from the mid 1970's until the mid 1980's. As an early operating system it was prehistoric compared with those of the 1990's and beyond. Although it was primitive, it was also remarkably simple and uncomplicated to use. In common with computing during that period, the persons who made the best use of it had some formal computing science knowledge to install, use and maintain CP/M systems.
Most users favored CP/M and it was the closest to an industry standard at that time. It went through some versions as microprocessors improved, and was a clear rival to Microsoft's MS-DOS but fell out of use because IBM changed to MS-DOS as its chosen operating system for IBM PCs.
This was what set in motion Microsoft as an operating system provider and was ultimately the demise of compact and manageable operating systems for Personal Computers until Microsoft's grasp on them was loosened somewhat. So, ultimately, part of the blame can be laid at the feet of IBM.
"I much prefer the editor of CP/M than MS-DOS. Makes batch files a breeze to write."
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It means: “Colored People Time” it plays off the stereotype that brown and black communities often run late when they have somewhere to go.
A person of color: “The party is at 6pm”
Other person of color: “Bet I’ll show up at 7:30 then I know you run on CP time”
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short for Penguins GM Craig Patrick.
Abbreviation is frequently used on message boards such as pittsburghpenguins.com, letsgopens.com, and iglooreport.com
The Penguins traded Naslund for who?
Wake up CP!
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A person who masterbates to child porn
Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper
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User Control Panel; usually found on internet forums.
The User CP allows each user to customize their preferences, change their avatar, read messages, subscribe to threads, view their bans and infractions, join usergroups, and so on
Since I went on holiday, my User CP is full of unread messages
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cp is an abbreviation of crap.
Nerd: I just did teh most cp run on super mario ever!1
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