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An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.
When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).
This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.
Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.
Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
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A game thats made me:
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.
Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun
All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)
"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."
1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.
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A game where dogs kill you 2 seconds before they jump on you, and you play as a nearsighted soldier who forgot to where his contacts, hence the reason you can't see 2 feet in front of you. Also, a game where your enemy for some reason looks almost EXACTLY like you so you don't know who's on your team or not.
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Someone who compares all real guns, airsoft guns, paintball guns, and even nerf to those similar on Call of Duty, and believe they have the same statistics.
Normal Person: Man I got an awesome new G3
Cod Lozer: Dude those suck, they are only single fire. you can't get any kills with them.
Normal Person: You are such a Call of Duty Whore.
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A condition experienced after long nights of playing Call of Duty 4. Causes dreams to consist of bright environments with shadows popping up everywhere. In the waking hours, COD effect causes severe reactions to fleeting images in the afflicted person's peripherals.
Holy shit, I had Call of Duty effect really bad all day. I was walking down the street and saw a door open on the other side of the road. I fucking dropped all my shit and hid behind a tree. Then I punched the guy walking behind me.
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