Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"
Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.
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English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.
Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.
I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?
Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...
A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
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This saying was brought to this app called bigo by rich.zaee so you have to give him his props.
You hoes late.. Iโm too raw call me sushi
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1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
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