To Callum is to fly to Scotland, in the hopes of "getting some", but returning unsuccessful.
Person 1: How was your weekend?
Person 2: Terrible. A complete Callum.
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Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.
otherwise known as ditcher
You - Hey callum hang with me
Callum - Ok
Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!
Callum - Ok
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noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.
that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum
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Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.
โซ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420 โซ
- Callum
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A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.
After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.
Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.
My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum
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talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids
callum is gay
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Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself
Callum begs it mush and chats shit
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