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Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)
- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits
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Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The United States Military chose to use this Calm of Chaos band as a torture/interrogation tool. They play the band's demo over and over again. Most of the test subjects either attempted suicide after hearing James Christian's vocals, but some began sucking the nearest cock around them. This was explained by Dr. Christopher Michaels as a reaction to the homosexual qualities presented in this form of music. The note placement and sequence of notes triggers a rare nervous impulse in the victims brain, causing them to crave male genitalia.
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an expression of inner calm as personified by a cow lazin' in a field just chewin' the cud.
"not stressed like weasel
bredda be calm like cow"
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The Ministry of Information was formed by the British Government to be in charge of publicity and propaganda during World War Two. In 1939, after the outbreak of War, the Ministry of Information was appointed by the Government to design a number of posters to boost public morale.
The posters required a bold backround, to be similar in style and feature the crown of King George VI along with a simple yet effective font. The first two posters read ''Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution, will Bring Us Victory'' and ''Freedom is in Peril. Defend it with all your Might'' and were produced by His Majest's Stationary Office (HMSO).
The final poster of the set simply read ''Keep Calm and Carry On''. The plan for this one was to hold it in reserve and issue it only if Germany invaded Britain. As this never happend, it was only ever seen on a few office walls and never public.
It is thougt that almost all of the Keep Calm and Carry On posters were destroyed at the end of the War in 1945. However nearly 60 years later, Stuart Manley, a bookseller from Barter Books rediscovered one amongst a box of dusty old books.
More recently a hoard of over 100 original posters were found in an old printers workshop and were put up for auction.
Sadly no record remains of the unknown Ciril Servent who designed the quintessentially British Keep Calm and Carry On poster.
A: Germany invaded Britain. I'm scared!
B: Keep Calm and Carry On.
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A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
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used to tell people that they are overreacting or over excited. Nancy refers to anyone who does these things. Also used to make people mad.
"If you don't clean your room right now, I'm gonna kill you!"
"Alright, jeez, I'm going- Calm down, Nancy!"
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The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
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