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A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨