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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.
"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"
"...good fucking luck"
Classic mid 1960's Supermarination television series. The story follows Captain Scarlet and international agency 'Spectrum' in their fight against the Martians-The Mysterons. The Mysterons whose home planet is Mars were originally attacked by a Spectrum squad who were doing routine patrols whilst on Mars. The unprovoked attack by Spectrum launched an all out war in wich The Mysterons swore they would revenge.
Captain Scarlet is not so much 'invincible' as he actually regenerates. He can die, yet comes back to life shortly afterwards.
Captain Scarlet:OMG!!!?!1 WTF!!1 TEHERS MYSTRONS LOL WIT WE GOIN DO?!?/
Captain Blue:Well, I'm not sure Captain, it's your show. Aren't you invisible or something?
Captain Scarlet:OH YEAH! LAMO ROLF LOL LOL !!!11111!!!
To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.
I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!
Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.
A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.
'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'
'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'
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Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.
"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"
"Ah FUCK!"
(therefor being the Captain)
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A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
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