I'll end your whole career

Threatening to totally fuc*ing destroy someone

Jay: "bitch"

Lillian: "I'll end your whole career"

Vanguard Career Center, Fremont, Ohio

Vanguard Career Center is an alternate high school in Northern Ohio for displaced students who have yet to do anything productive other than take speed and smoke pot. It's also a great place to go for fat kids, ghetto kids, or any other kids that would be made fun of in a real high school. At Vanguard, they're considered cool.

(In a regular high school): "Dude... you are such a dork and you have no friends."

(At Vanguard Career Center, Fremont, Ohio): "Dude... you are so fucking cool and you have a ton of friends."

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Waterbury career academy high school

Waterbury career academy high school a fake ass wanna be “private” school is full of attention seeking whores and think their attitude is cute asf. Males that stand in the hallway with their head phones on singing loud asf which we know won’t turn out to be shit. The principal stalk you on his cameras & bitch about dress code every damn day like it’s a deadly weapon which doesn’t help the fact that they have the AC on in the winter, we’re only allowed to wear thick ass black shirts all yr and niggas be burning up in June. subs that don’t speak English, principle favorite kids and leave the others out. Everybody is basically pussies there tbh, talk shit when you’re not around for attention. It’s not about learning in this piece of shit it’s about passing your classes bc the teachers don’t teach shit and they are alll crazy asf.

Outsider: you’re in high school and didn’t learn this?

Waterbury career academy high school student: the teachers don’t teach us shit there

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The Blow Hand Love Career

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.

"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"

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Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

Careering

A person that keeps a job no matter what.

My friend stay careering, she lost her job yesterday and already found a new one.