Asian Carp

When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.

Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.

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carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

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carp diem

Fish of the day. According to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Buffy was talking with Willow about Latin. Willow mentioned "carpe diem" but Buffy miss-heard it as "carp diem" which she then translated to be "fish of the day(?)".

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carpe diem

Carpe Diem is Latin for "Sieze the Day." carpe, seize + diem, day

trusting little in tomorrow.
Make each moment count. Live each day as if it were your last.

Every day opportunities await us and we must decide whether to take the chance or play it safe.

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Carpe Denim

A saying similar to carpe diem, so as to say “seize the denim” or “seize the booty”

We were making out and I was thinking about grabbing some booty and had a second thought, but I figured “carpe denim”

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carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something worn on a t-shirt at Catholic school; if asked, "Dude, shake my hand." Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

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carpe noctem

seize the night

me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"

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