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An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.
Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
Two very close friends. Comes from the movie Forest Gump.
Jenny and Me, we was like peas and carrots.
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Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.
Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.
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A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.
'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.
A: "I gotta go, I'll see you later"
B: "Alright, peace and carrots"
The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.
Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.
Rubbing one index finger down the other index finger in a gesture of admonishment, like peeling a carrot.
In light of your inappropriate behavior, I can only make shame carrots at you.
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The act of inserting a carrot into a significant other's anus and proceeding to eat it back out. ; Considered a form of foreplay.
"Babe, I want to try something different tonight. It's called the "spicy carrot". I just bought a bag of carrots and we've got all night."