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Cartoon Network

Worst...channel...ever.

'Nuff said

by Comic Book Guy October 5, 2003

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Japanese Cartoon

TV shows associated with Lolicon (often written as "Loli") due to the frequent depiction of young girls as sex objects.
In some cases used as slang for "Loli".
Synonyms: Anime, Genshin Impact, Child Porn

"Hey did you know Jack watches Japanese Cartoons?"
"EWWWW HE'S A PEDOPHILE??"

by rockyBalboa_05 April 4, 2022

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Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

by Someone who kinda exists June 6, 2021


Cartoon logic

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish

“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.

by spicy mayo August 23, 2020


Cartoon anti

People who say they like cartoons, but really only like European style realistic and hyper-realistic artwork.

Cartoon anti: why do your eyes look like that get some fucking anatomy and learn what eyes look like
Artist: oh that’s just my style
Cartoon anti: UGH YOURE BEING SUCH A DICK IM JUST TRYING TI BE NICE PISS OFF YOUR ART SUCKS
Artist: alright good talk? Fuck you too.

by Remus Marianne February 11, 2023


Cartoon Network

A TV network that features animation as it's primary programming. Used to be known for classics like Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans (the good version), Foster's Home, Chowder, Samurai Jack, e.t.c. Now it's a wasteland for toddlers who watch crap like Cocomeleon in their free time and those creepy Elsa videos on Youtube.

Jimmy: Yay more Total Dramarama reruns on Cartoon Network! My favorite show!

Kim: If only you knew how good it used to be kid.....

by Hamsdude December 2, 2021


Cartoon Network

Cable network that airs (mostly) cartoons, know for their rather self-deprecating and sarcastic sense of humor, specifically on the Adult Swim side of things. Has an arch-rivalry with Nickelodeon.

Does my cable provider carry Cartoon Network ?

Adult Swim is a block on Cartoon Network.

by Clarkzero July 19, 2020