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The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly
P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.
"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."
"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"
Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.
You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly
When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar
I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.
The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.
"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."
"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
A Chirldren's book writen and published by Eric Carle in 1969 (Nice😏)
Me: Dad what is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
My (Nonexistent) Dad: One of the greatest book of my time.
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When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.
Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.