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To take a shit in the fair city of London.
Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.
Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem
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Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.
Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY
Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.
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1.A fear of eating breackfast accompanied by feelings of sickness when eating early or only a short time after getting up.
2.Can be without any fear of breackfast and just the nausea when eating early
nausea causing/related breakfastaphobia - When eating or thinking of eating breakfast, you feel sick or dizzy
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The number one reason and/or excuse for any situation. Also highly effective in college applications.
Them: "You just let three pigs loose in the school! How the hell were you able to get away with that?"
You: Cause I'm swag like that
--or--
Them: "Why should we accept you into our university?"
you: "Cause I'm swag like that"
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A phrase to answer any "why" questions.
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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true
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