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Beautifully decorated intricately designed leg that hangs from the ceiling.
Hey look at that ceiling leg, it cost me 90 dollars and a jar of pickles.
The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.
Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?
The prohibitive inability to interface competently with digital and electronic devices, typically but not always associated with the pre-digital native generation; often erroneously attributed to pre-millennials.
Not necessarily dependent on age, but manifests more obviously in a generation unfamiliar with electronic devices. Symptoms of the digital ceiling extent beyond computer literacy and competency, into institutional and attitudinal deficits toward technology; companies that do not recognize the threats and advantages of the digital world.
Someone that has hit the 'electric ceiling' is said to be limited by a profound lack of capacity regarding understanding technology, and it's implementation. They are superseded by a generation of people with an intuitive comprehension of computers and technical aptitude.
The world is currently entering a phase wherein digital natives (having come of age) are assuming key positions; which serves to magnify the effects of the 'Electric ceiling' among their counterparts.
"We struggling to overcome to the electric ceiling in persuading the board to take Cyber Security seriously, they don't realize the implications of potential data breaches"
"I tried to teach my mom how to use the DVR, but she hit the electric ceiling a long time ago"
People that stare at the ceiling when they talk to you. They look up, look to the side, stare at your forehead, they look everywhere except in your eyes.
As Erin spoke she stared at the ceiling, my forehead, even my ear. She never makes eye contact because she is a ceiling gazer.
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(noun)
the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households
Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.
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When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
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When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.
To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.
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