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The glass ceiling for woman in the culinary world.
Sadly woman had to raise and then shatter the Pyrex ceiling of the culinary world in the 1940s -1960s. Sadly, there are still some fairly large shards of glass remaining.
When you're both hammered and high at the same time.
There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.
People that stare at the ceiling when they talk to you. They look up, look to the side, stare at your forehead, they look everywhere except in your eyes.
As Erin spoke she stared at the ceiling, my forehead, even my ear. She never makes eye contact because she is a ceiling gazer.
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(noun)
the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households
Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.
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When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
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When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.
To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.
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