The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

26👍 19👎

Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.

Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !

13👍 8👎

City of Champions

PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA. Sixburgh, Stixburgh. Home of the 2009 Superbowl Champions, the Pittsburgh Steelers. And now, home of the 2009 Stanley Cup winners, the Pittsburgh Penguins. If you aren't from Pittsburgh, you probably hate Pittsburgh sports. If you are, you are a die hard fan. A TRUE FAN. Pittsburgh, a drinking town with a football AND HOCKEY problem. Sidney Crosby is God and Ben Roethlisberger is president. We are the CITY OF CHAMPIONS BABY!

PITTSBURGH. Sixburgh. Stixburgh. The City of Champions.

25👍 20👎

anus champion

The grand master and supreme champion of the anus.

Danny bear came out of his cave to consult with the anus champion, who happened to coat his fuzzy anus with honey.

14👍 9👎

Bloodline Champions

An arena based PvP game. Contrary to popular belief, it is completely different from games such as DotA, LoL, and HoN. Completely skill based (no passive % abilites, all aimed abilities) and FREE, it boasts intense, short games (2 min rounds) and very easy controls.

Bloodline Champions is a balanced, fun and competitive PvP arena game.

5👍 2👎

world champion

One extremely talented in sucking a guy's dick. Not just your run of the mill talent but one who stands apart as a true artisan.

Eric is a real world champion!

13👍 7👎

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

6👍 3👎