Chapstick

Chapstick is a slimy, disgusting thing that you put on your lips. It does absolutely nothing for your chapped-ness.

"God darn it, this Chapstick is awful. What a rip-off and a waste of money."

Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend

Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.

Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"