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Beating your meat like it owes you money.
Last night I was very busy doing charity work, I collected money 17 times!
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A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
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Someone people wouldn’t normally date like a weird looking girl with braces.
Damn you really out here looking crazy with that charity case.
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Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.
Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.
The baby pooped its diaper and it looked like a Charity Lopp
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What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
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When you do something for charity more to make yourself feel good than to actually change anything.
Someone giving a homeless person a free meal for xmas, and then doing nothing the rest of the following months, is feel good charity. It benefits in the very short term, and mostly does nothing, or even make things worse in the long term.
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