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A promise, often made more than once over an extended period of time, which the person is either unwilling or unable to keep.
The phrase originated in November of 1999 when Axl Rose's manager first officially announced the title of the next Guns N' Roses album, expected to release sometime the following year (2000). The album was not released in 2000, but the promise to release it "next year" was repeated then, as it has been subsequently repeated every year since, without result.
By 2003 the title had become a joke in itself. That year punk band The Offspring announced they would be using the title for their own upcoming album; a sort of protest against Axl's endless delays, which was commonly interpreted as a statement of "you snooze, you lose," although none of the band members or their representatives ever turned that particular phrase. After being served with a Cease-And-Desist Order from Axl's attorneys, the band released the album as Splinter.
Chinese Democracy, should it ever actually be released, would be the first album from Guns N' Roses since their 1991 release of Use Your Illusion 1 and Use Your Illusion 2, although many fans claim it would not actually be a Guns N' Roses album despite the use of the name because Axl Rose is the only original member still in the band.
After she caught Tom in bed with another woman for the second time, he swore he would never cheat again, but Lisa realized it was just Chinese Democracy and kicked his ass to the curb.
Danny's father (not-so-affectionately known as 'the drunk') swore up and down that he wouldn't miss Danny's last baseball game of the season like he had missed all the others, but even at ten years old Danny was sharp enough to realize it was just Chinese Democracy, and his father would not be there.
"I've had enough of your Chinese Democracy! You're never going to do it, so stop promising that you will!"
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Phrase originated in the Singaporean army, when many soldiers and sergeants had problems pronouncing English words properly, during the 60s to 90s.
When the men laughed at the sergeants, they would respond by saying: "I'm Chinese educated." Unfortunately, their poor pronunciation resulted in 'Chinese educated' sounding like 'Chinese helicopter'.
In present day, could be used to refer to Chinese from the mainland when they immigrate to other countries. Usually a derogatory term.
Look at that Chinese helicopter, coming over to our country to steal our jobs.
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A piece of shit censoring, filtering, hungry, piece of shit government.
China = need a violent revolution. CHina = the most conformist math-worshipping country in the world. Math = conformity = less threat to the conformist government that art.
This is why math is encouraged. I gurantee if Chinese schools had Philosiphy class, China would have its ass kicked. But no, we have a conformity class disguised as math.
Chinese government official = need his ass kicked. I would would feel no remorse messing up and killin one of these guys.
Chinese person = stop being a fucking ignorant conformist idiot. You need to stop accepting and start rebelling you conformist idiot piee of shit.
And this is from a Chinese person.
Chinese Government = piece of shit.
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A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
Chinese food is from heaven!
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When you are walking in one direction and someone walking towards you end up at the same spot so you both move to the side further blocking eachother. The side movements can persist for 1-alot of times. This usually happens when encountering an Asian person.
I fully played Chinese Checkers on the way to the bathroom
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1) Form of heroin.
2) Ramones song.
1) Hey man, you got any Chinese rocks?
2) A: Hey man, you heard that song, 'Chinese Rock'?
B: You mean the Ramones one? I like the Heartbreakers version better.
A: Why?
B: It sounds dirtier. I like that.
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This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
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