Chocolate Bunny

A black girl who only dates out of her race

I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night

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Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

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Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".

I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".

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chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

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Chocolate coin

The act of inserting multiple fingers in your partner's ass and moving them back and forth

Lou and Haz got a chocolate coin problem last night but they won't tell more

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Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

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