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"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"
originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.
She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??
OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!
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A word people use whenever somebody is spouting off a bad opinion really fast.
got into an argument with Jake, Hes being such a fucking Ching chong willy bing bong faggot
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Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say
Person: What
You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
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When you are having sex with an Asian woman with gargantuan jugs, and smack her sacks with your hands back and forth extremely fast, almost like a ping pong match.
Oh man, you see that asain chick with them huge honkers? Wouldn’t mind giving her a ping pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast.
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "What the fuck..."
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."
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"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."
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Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."
Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
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The phrase Shaq said to Yao Ming. In which Yao Ming replied, "I know; Chinese is a difficult language to learn." However, this phrase accurately represents how most non-Chinese people attempt and fail to speak Chinese. Whether Shaq was making a mockery or actually trying to communicate remains a mystery.
The phrase is commonly used to irritate Asians in general.
White guy: Ching ching chong chong wo sa fo hahahahahaha
asian: wtf dude
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