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The weight you gain when you become happily comfortable in a relationship.
Elvis: Ever since I started dating Alex, I've gained about 20 pounds.
Danielle: No shit, that's called love chub. Put the fork down.
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When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.
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pop a chub means to have an erection or get a boner
Doran popped a chub while grindin all up on dat bitch.
Aww shit son lookin at yo bitch makes me pop a chub like none other.
Will's mom made me pop the biggest chub ever.
Jarid is well known for poppin the biggest chubs ever
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One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.
That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.
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the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.
chub rub from long walks or physical activity
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When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
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When someone hides their stomach fat by tucking in their shirt
"DJ Khaled has a nice chub and tuck"
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