Ed Cigar

Bad ass drummer from Central Jersey.

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."

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Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

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cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

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sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

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cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

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leather cigar

Penis

Hey babe, would You like to come over and smoke my leather cigar?

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colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

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