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A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
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A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
One who plays a clarinet whilst acting as a bimbo, unfortunately once a clarinet bimbo always a clarinet bimbo.
Edna why are you such a clarinet bimbo
The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.
As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.
Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"
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"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."