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A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.
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Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
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The Classy Negro is a drink spawned by several undergraduates at Boston College. It consists of:
-1 Beer (should lean toward natty for this but keystone or coors light are fair game)
-1 A shot of Cheap Vodka (Rubinoff, Gilbys, Dubra)
-About Half a RED Kool-Aid Burst
The Kool Aid is what separates this drink from the variety of Crystal Light knock offs and transforms the drink into the Classy Negro.
Roberto was trippin' balls in the hall enjoying his Classy Negro when the RA's came 'round and made him pour it out.
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When someone dresses classy but acts ratchet or in reverse. Classy people usually admire these people, but they commonly hang out with ratchet people.
"I saw Abby's skirt today it was really classy"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"
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To demonstrate and/or use gestures of class. Actions like but not limited to: Flipping off the camera when pictures are taken. Having pictures of one's self with below the waist nudity on public social media websites/profiles.
Joe sure is keeping it classy with that dick pick he posted on MySpace.
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For a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. Most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. Requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. A good benchmark for determining whether you got Classy as Fuck the night, if you are still classy in the morning, your night was a success. When a Classy Lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a C.L.I.T. meaning Classy Lady In Training.
Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Sarah: Hey, wanna rage tonight?
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!
Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
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A girl with attitude but a great since of style who is sweet but if u hurt her friends u better run she is very very hot and is romantic and charming if u ever meet one don't let her go
A.wow look at her
B.she is a classy diva
A.she's hot
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