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A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.
Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.
1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.
* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
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Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-
Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.
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Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
The better half of the U.S. with breathtaking natural beauty, people who speak coherently, and technological superiority, with better weather, more attractive people, and a higher I.Q. Compare to the backwards living in the past east coast
Everyone knows the west coast is better, thats why so many people move out here.
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The ghost coast is a very unusual phenonemon that occurs when drinking large amounts of robitussin. It is when someone begins automaticly walking in a certain direction as if compelled by an unseen force. Its called ghost coast because you seem to be floating or coasting along with no effort. I believe it is caused by a heavy gravity of a future event pulling one toward it. Or it could be like if you read an email from yourself from the future, you would have no choice but to write that email at the time it came from and send it. the fact that you saw it leaves you no choice but to write it. You would coast to the computer at the appropriate time and write the email automaticly. People who are coasting often have their arms out in front of them like a zombie. They do this unconsciously which makes me wonder where the whole cliche came from of zombies holding their arms out like that. maybe once there really was dead folks whose time was messed up and they were being pulled by the Magnet. Robitussin effects the time/space orientation portion of the brain which happens to be the religious portion of the brain.
Holy piss! I was tussin rockets last night, I even did the ghost coast!
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(noun)
Any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.
"Man, check out this coast-to-coaster of mine from last summer!" *holds up polaroid*
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taylor racine and spooky gotta be some white boyz. i live in san francisco and anybody who knows hip hop knows tupac was born in new york. but he got his game right here on the west coast where real g's stay.
Yo dumbass, tupac was born in new york. But he rep'd west coast to the fullest.
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1) A name referring to the southern states that border the Gulf of Mexico.
Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas.
2) It also may refer to ALL THE SOUTH, not just the gulf coast states.
3rd Coast Born & Raised...
Florida Boy....
Dade County
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