Pearl Coat

The act of a dude busting his nut curd and laying his jizz load on a surface or person.

I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.

I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.

Coat Racked

When an individual is so intoxicated their posture resemble that of some one hanging from a coat rack

Yo I saw Andrew Saturday, he looked coat racked

Reagan-coat

Like the word sugar-coat. a way to make something more appealing to Republicans.

Based on a statement by Bill Maher. "Republicans would buy an ice cream if it was called Dog Shit and Reagan."

By adding Reagan into anything you get a way to Reagan-coat something

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Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

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Trench Coats

An incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look badass and more sophisticated than the next person. Nobody wears them because they aren't "street" enough (you can't skateboard in them...big deal).

I love my trenchcoat

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Sport coat

Descriptive of a player, who's slick, and all about himself, confident. A nick name for a dude who's got it going on, or thinks he does

" Yo, you look like da king napster of porn sport coat, you dog!"

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fresh coat

residual semen of a facial ejaculation

Also "to give s.o. a fresh coat"

"I'd sure like to give her a fresh coat."

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