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Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.
Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.
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January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
A phrase used in any scenario in which fun is related.
-Alejandro: Was the park fun babe?
-Guillermo: Yeah! It was some real Cock & Ball Torture
Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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A particularly painful experience that includes the torture of a male’s genitals. Cock & ball torture is often used as entertainment, even though it leads to serious bodily harm.
If someone is pressuring you to participate in cock & ball torture, you should think twice.
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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture, is a religious school in Washington that was founded by popular rapper, DaBaby.
The School's goal is to educate the masses on the proper methods of torturing your cock and balls.
Hey, man, I heard you went to DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture.
Yeah, DaBaby taught me how to torture my cock and balls
Fuck (f-uh-k) cock (k-auhh-k) balls (bah-all-z):
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1. A term commonly used to express an uncontrollably excessive build up of anger and/or frustration;
a. Can be caused from severe pain brought on by a sudden act (dropping something on your foot), disputes, or intense gaming
2. A term frequently used by people suffering with turrets syndrome
E.g. Fuck cock balls that hurt!
E.g. I can't believe I lost that round of tetris. Fuck cock balls.
E.g. You're a fuck cock ball...and a bitch.
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