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to be a deputy or vice to a cockroach and be very annoying, stupid and an idiot. Do not be a roach, and don't be a stupid Batery. The vice roach is the opposite of a Bobby the sexy turtle.
Girl: gaybo!
You: wow you're such a vice cockroach
A muscular Cockroach that follows you around during an Acid Trip. He can be anything and everything.
A: Haha Buff Cockroach is live at the Mole Bowl.
B: Is Doink there?
A: Yeah, and his Questionable cousin What.
C: Haha look at that Hamskirt.
the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
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Sexual relations between two aesthetically unappealing, i.e., fugly, people. Translation of Korean slang.
She was talking about Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney getting it on. Nasty! Real cockroach sex. Made my skin crawl.
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when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air
dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!
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Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
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A man whore who has no ambition other than to put his dick in every hole he can, not to mention how many holes he’s already stuck his dirty meat in. The comparison of his dick to a cockroach is that his dick scurries around in the most filthiest places, aka some random broad at the strip club. Ladies, you don’t ever want to be with a man with this disease or he might give you some weird ass STD.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve been so wrapped up over this dude, I don’t understand why he hasn’t been texting me back.”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
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