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While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!
Someone who believes in communism.
Im from Russia im a communist cocksucker
someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”
are you a company cocksucker?
A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.
"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."
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a compliment or flattering statement said in an effort to get another person to do what you want.
"hey bro, just give your boss a verbal cocksuck before you ask for the day off to make sure you get it."
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Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
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The Urban Dictionary editors are a bunch of cocksuckers.
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