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A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.
Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good!
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Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college!".
After overhearing the kids talk about how drunk they got at the f'n Dave concert they went to, Eric stated "Jeeze, those kids are pretty college."
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a place for partying, drinking, and getting fucked up... and I guess an occasional school lesson here and there.
- don't fall asleep with your shoes on at a party-- you'll get raped
that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked. Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my good friends is all I need. Pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat and do it again, man I love college! I love drinking! I love women! I love college...
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4 or more years of your life that you spend getting high, which are temporary interrupted by classes
i'm currently a college student
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A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.
In college you have to pay to learn bullshit.
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Costs more than most exotic cars.
Great place to party and meet virgins though.
A: Bro you skipped on a chance to buy a Lamborghini to go to college?
B: But going to college grants me 4 years worth of beer and women!
A: Haha so true!
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